Quality steakS from
quality orcas.

Hey, everyone! Welcome to TramsOnion!

  • We're a company whose only
    business is selling steaks made out
    of dead orcas from SeaWorld!

  • You can wash your steak
    down with a refreshing glass of dolphin

    To be clear: These are tears cried by
    actual dolphins that are forced to watch as
    we carve steaks from the carcasses of
    their dead orca friends.

  • We are not affiliated with
    TransUnion. We are not monsters.