Quality steakS from
quality orcas.
Hey, everyone! Welcome to TramsOnion!
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We're a company whose only
business is selling steaks made out
of dead orcas from SeaWorld! -
You can wash your steak
down with a refreshing glass of dolphin
tears!To be clear: These are tears cried by
actual dolphins that are forced to watch as
we carve steaks from the carcasses of
their dead orca friends. -
We are not affiliated with
TransUnion. We are not monsters.